2025 Year End Tipster Predictions
? Straight from the desk of The Tipster
(For entertainment purposes only… unless I’m right, which I usually am)
? Maid Clean (24-4)
Still polishing up wins like it’s easy. But September dust hits different, and trophies don’t just shine themselves. They’ve been almost spotless all year—but the Tipster’s not convinced they can scrub away tourney pressure as easily as a coffee stain. If the streak breaks, expect to find a broom and a couple of caps sulking near the beer tent.
Odds: Even Money (Not my money though)
? Baseball365 (22-6-1)
They sell bats, gloves, and dingers by the dozen—but June proved you can stock shelves without stocking the trophy case. If the bats go quiet again, not even Tim the Tool Man Taylor could fix this. Maybe Al or Heidi.
Odds: 6-1
? Extreme Packing (20-8-1)
June champs and still going strong. They’ve got the tools to pack up another title run, but the bullseye’s squarely on them now. They say pressure makes diamonds, but it also bursts pipes. All I know is, bubble wrap can’t save fragile bats and movin’ ain’t easy!
Odds: 7-1
4️⃣ Pool Mechanix (19-9)
Fast starts, slow leaks. The extremely old mastermind still dreams of a jacket, but will this be the year the pool finally holds water—or just another soggy ending? Bats have been quiet at times this year and it doesn’t take a math major to finish the equation of Low Runs + Meat Balls = X.
Odds: 5-1
5️⃣ Dependable Home Tech (17-10-1)
Reliable, steady & never flashy. Jackets aren’t awarded for being “dependable,” but if consistency counts for anything, they might sneak further than I expect. Rumor has it that their sponsor has invested in a lot of technology to make this team take home the win. No more trash can banging here!
Odds: 6-1
6️⃣ PhysioLinks Rehab (17-12)
They’ve put together a solid season, but stamina might be the real opponent—especially after this years record-breaking bar tabs. If they can tape it all together for the tourney, they’ll be trouble… otherwise, you’ll see them slowly walking towards their early games. Don’t speak to them too loudly before 10am please.
Odds: 8-1
7️⃣ BOHC (16-12)
If you’re wondering where the smell of A535 is coming from, you’re downwind from their tent. Tournament runners-up in June. The vets proved they still have teeth—and maybe a few more swings left in them. Jackets aren’t out of reach for this crew, but are they BOSL or Tommy Hilfiger?
Odds: 9-1
8️⃣ ProPak Environmental (13-14-1)
Masters of banter and chaos, but jackets aren’t won on comedy sets alone. Expect a few bananas to be slipped, tossed, or eaten mid-game, and maybe a few more at the beer tent afterwards. Fun guaranteed, wins… still up for debate. Trash will be talked and taken away by ProPak.
Odds: 12-1
9️⃣ Carson Law (11-14-2)
Dangerous if they click, but the jury’s still out. Sometimes they look like contenders, sometimes like small claims court. The Tipster rules in favour of “inconsistent with potential for chaos.” Some think there are upsets in the making here and I agree. I just don’t think its with wins.
Odds: 15-1
? GTA Property Inspections (12-16-1)
Final report: cracked foundation, sinking roofline, playoff hopes listed as “sold as-is.” Great effort, but they’re more fixer-upper than championship contender. Many say that this team is going to cause some upsets. I think they upsets come from bylaw ticketing their bikes.
Odds: 16-1
1️⃣1️⃣ Verwey Automotive (12-16)
Motor sputters, transmission slips, gas tank nearly empty. But hey, sometimes the clunker surprises you and makes it all the way. The team has fun, but its time to get off the playground and get to work. If it were me, I’d put my money on the raffle.
Odds: 18-1
1️⃣2️⃣ QB Sports Bar (11-17)
Look, nobody throws a better post-game than QBs. If standings were based on shots, wings, and drinks, they’d almost be undefeated. Sadly, the league doesn’t award points for bar tabs. Still—never count out a team that knows how to hydrate. If you’re a better, throw $5 here on a few warning tracks being hit.
Odds: 20-1
1️⃣3️⃣ Door Dudes (9-20-1)
Perhaps the friendliest group in the league, but doors have been wide open all season. Can they lock in for the tourney? Maybe. Can they lock down a jacket? Maybe at Winners. The door has been wide open all season—can they finally slam it on someone this weekend?
Odds: 25-1
1️⃣4️⃣ Burlington Periodontics (8-18-1)
Plenty of heart, but plenty of cavities too. The Tipster says it’s time for less plaque, more runs. They better figure out how to score more runs or they’ll be polishing their incisors instead of a trophy. My odds are generous. I’ve been wrong once before, but that was in Thailand, and I don’t really want to talk about it.
Odds: 28-1
1️⃣5️⃣ Cornhole League/ Burlington Legion (6-20)
Consolation legends. The energy, the parties, the memories—if those were jackets, they’d already have a dynasty. But as it stands, this looks like another year of playing spoiler before hoisting a pint instead of a trophy. No need to pipe these fellas out just yet, their Caps say they aren’t worried but they’re ordering more Dillons over Gatorade. You tell me where they are planning to do work!
Odds: 35-1
1️⃣6️⃣ Deeth & Co (3-24)
Three wins, 24 losses, and somehow still showing up with smiles. Gotta respect it. But if you’re looking for a Cinderella story, this one’s missing the fairy godmother… and the pumpkin carriage. I love the idea of last place winning the entire tournament, but I also like finding pots of gold at the end of a rainbow and unlimited free massages …. Uh oh…
Odds: 99-1 (and your accountant won’t let you write it off)
The Tipster has spoken. I’m early but I’ve got stuff to do! The standings are almost set, the odds are posted, and the chaos is about to begin.
? Final word? Bet against the Tipster if you want… but history shows, it doesn’t end well.
(For entertainment purposes only… unless I’m right, which I usually am)
? Maid Clean (24-4)
Still polishing up wins like it’s easy. But September dust hits different, and trophies don’t just shine themselves. They’ve been almost spotless all year—but the Tipster’s not convinced they can scrub away tourney pressure as easily as a coffee stain. If the streak breaks, expect to find a broom and a couple of caps sulking near the beer tent.
Odds: Even Money (Not my money though)
? Baseball365 (22-6-1)
They sell bats, gloves, and dingers by the dozen—but June proved you can stock shelves without stocking the trophy case. If the bats go quiet again, not even Tim the Tool Man Taylor could fix this. Maybe Al or Heidi.
Odds: 6-1
? Extreme Packing (20-8-1)
June champs and still going strong. They’ve got the tools to pack up another title run, but the bullseye’s squarely on them now. They say pressure makes diamonds, but it also bursts pipes. All I know is, bubble wrap can’t save fragile bats and movin’ ain’t easy!
Odds: 7-1
4️⃣ Pool Mechanix (19-9)
Fast starts, slow leaks. The extremely old mastermind still dreams of a jacket, but will this be the year the pool finally holds water—or just another soggy ending? Bats have been quiet at times this year and it doesn’t take a math major to finish the equation of Low Runs + Meat Balls = X.
Odds: 5-1
5️⃣ Dependable Home Tech (17-10-1)
Reliable, steady & never flashy. Jackets aren’t awarded for being “dependable,” but if consistency counts for anything, they might sneak further than I expect. Rumor has it that their sponsor has invested in a lot of technology to make this team take home the win. No more trash can banging here!
Odds: 6-1
6️⃣ PhysioLinks Rehab (17-12)
They’ve put together a solid season, but stamina might be the real opponent—especially after this years record-breaking bar tabs. If they can tape it all together for the tourney, they’ll be trouble… otherwise, you’ll see them slowly walking towards their early games. Don’t speak to them too loudly before 10am please.
Odds: 8-1
7️⃣ BOHC (16-12)
If you’re wondering where the smell of A535 is coming from, you’re downwind from their tent. Tournament runners-up in June. The vets proved they still have teeth—and maybe a few more swings left in them. Jackets aren’t out of reach for this crew, but are they BOSL or Tommy Hilfiger?
Odds: 9-1
8️⃣ ProPak Environmental (13-14-1)
Masters of banter and chaos, but jackets aren’t won on comedy sets alone. Expect a few bananas to be slipped, tossed, or eaten mid-game, and maybe a few more at the beer tent afterwards. Fun guaranteed, wins… still up for debate. Trash will be talked and taken away by ProPak.
Odds: 12-1
9️⃣ Carson Law (11-14-2)
Dangerous if they click, but the jury’s still out. Sometimes they look like contenders, sometimes like small claims court. The Tipster rules in favour of “inconsistent with potential for chaos.” Some think there are upsets in the making here and I agree. I just don’t think its with wins.
Odds: 15-1
? GTA Property Inspections (12-16-1)
Final report: cracked foundation, sinking roofline, playoff hopes listed as “sold as-is.” Great effort, but they’re more fixer-upper than championship contender. Many say that this team is going to cause some upsets. I think they upsets come from bylaw ticketing their bikes.
Odds: 16-1
1️⃣1️⃣ Verwey Automotive (12-16)
Motor sputters, transmission slips, gas tank nearly empty. But hey, sometimes the clunker surprises you and makes it all the way. The team has fun, but its time to get off the playground and get to work. If it were me, I’d put my money on the raffle.
Odds: 18-1
1️⃣2️⃣ QB Sports Bar (11-17)
Look, nobody throws a better post-game than QBs. If standings were based on shots, wings, and drinks, they’d almost be undefeated. Sadly, the league doesn’t award points for bar tabs. Still—never count out a team that knows how to hydrate. If you’re a better, throw $5 here on a few warning tracks being hit.
Odds: 20-1
1️⃣3️⃣ Door Dudes (9-20-1)
Perhaps the friendliest group in the league, but doors have been wide open all season. Can they lock in for the tourney? Maybe. Can they lock down a jacket? Maybe at Winners. The door has been wide open all season—can they finally slam it on someone this weekend?
Odds: 25-1
1️⃣4️⃣ Burlington Periodontics (8-18-1)
Plenty of heart, but plenty of cavities too. The Tipster says it’s time for less plaque, more runs. They better figure out how to score more runs or they’ll be polishing their incisors instead of a trophy. My odds are generous. I’ve been wrong once before, but that was in Thailand, and I don’t really want to talk about it.
Odds: 28-1
1️⃣5️⃣ Cornhole League/ Burlington Legion (6-20)
Consolation legends. The energy, the parties, the memories—if those were jackets, they’d already have a dynasty. But as it stands, this looks like another year of playing spoiler before hoisting a pint instead of a trophy. No need to pipe these fellas out just yet, their Caps say they aren’t worried but they’re ordering more Dillons over Gatorade. You tell me where they are planning to do work!
Odds: 35-1
1️⃣6️⃣ Deeth & Co (3-24)
Three wins, 24 losses, and somehow still showing up with smiles. Gotta respect it. But if you’re looking for a Cinderella story, this one’s missing the fairy godmother… and the pumpkin carriage. I love the idea of last place winning the entire tournament, but I also like finding pots of gold at the end of a rainbow and unlimited free massages …. Uh oh…
Odds: 99-1 (and your accountant won’t let you write it off)
The Tipster has spoken. I’m early but I’ve got stuff to do! The standings are almost set, the odds are posted, and the chaos is about to begin.
? Final word? Bet against the Tipster if you want… but history shows, it doesn’t end well.
